Curly Quote Maker (See related posts)

// Run text through this function to make curly quotes

        function curl_me($curlme) {
        // This should take care of the single quotes
        $curlme = preg_replace("/'([dmst])([ .,?!\)\/<])/i","’$1$2",$curlme);
        $curlme = preg_replace("/'([lrv])([el])([ .,?!\)\/<])/i","’$1$2$3",$curlme);
        $curlme = preg_replace("/(?\s+)'((?:[^ >])?(?:.*?)(?:[^=]))'(\s*[^>&])/Ss","$1‘$2’$3",$curlme);

        // time for the doubles
        $curlme = preg_replace('/(?]])((?:.*?)(?:[^=])?)"(\s*[^>&])/Ss',"$1“$2”$3",$curlme);
        // multi-paragraph
        $curlme = preg_replace('/
"(.*)<\/p>/U',"
“$1",$curlme);

        // not a quote, but whatever
        $curlme = str_replace('Ñ','—',$curlme);
        $curlme = str_replace('Ð','–',$curlme);
        return $curlme;
        }