Implement Error 447
There's a humorous pseudo-RFC which establishes HTTP Error 447 as "dropped in Pacific Ocean". Here's some PHP to implement it, if you'd like. Sends the right header, and even looks like a standard Apache 2 error page.
<?php header("HTTP/1.1 447 Dropped by Accident in the Pacific Ocean"); print("\"1.0\" encoding=\"ISO-8859-1\"?>"); ?>DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en"> <head> <title>Dropped in Ocean!title> /html; charset=iso-8859-1" /> "made" href="mailto:webmaster@example.com" />Dropped in Ocean!
- The requested item was accidentally dropped in the Pacific Ocean while being transmitted to your computer, and cannot be displayed.
- If you think this is a server error, please contact the "mailto:webmaster@example.com">webmaster.
Error 447
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"D d M Y h:i:s A T"); print("$date"); ?>
Apache/2.0.40 (Red Hat Linux)